me: *excitedly tells friend something*
friend: ahh nice
me: Enthusiasm deficiency of 8.7376% detected. If you hate me so much just say so
people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person
(Source: princessdanhowell)
You gotta always treat your girl like you’re still trynna win her
Say it louder for the folks in the back
Doesn’t work.
